Alright y!!!
How many of you have played an instrument or just drummed your fingers on a table?
*raised hand*
Tried to compose your own music or compose a song you've heard?
Here's the deal.....
I went searching for a new gadget to add for the bottom of the screen and came
across a guitar.:-)
It's made my day so far:-P
To activate it, take your mouse and click of the letters icon.
Then, just start typing the letters that see to listen to yourself play!!
Pretty neat, huh?
Now, don't spend all day on here playin around, I'm sure you've got other things to do.
Besides, you gotta share with other people too.
Sharing is caring, remember that.
And with sharing, I'm gonna share some pictures with you......
Tilt your head to the left......
The Oxford English Dictionary defines a double entendre as especially being used to “convey an indelicate meaning”. It is often used to express potentially offensive opinions without the risks of explicitly doing so.
“A double entendre is a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is devised to be understood in either of two ways.
Often the first meaning is straightforward, while the second meaning is less so: often risque, inappropriate, or ironic.
A double entendre may exploit puns to convey the second meaning. Double entendres tend to rely more on multiple meanings of words, or different interpretations of the same primary meaning; they often exploit ambiguity and may be used to introduce it deliberately in a text.”
All of these photos have double meanings.
I'll try to keep in mind that you've probably seen a few of these before.
Reach for the sky!!!
Back to the dog house, Mister.
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Here's a couple of jokes that I came across......
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."
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A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
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Well, that about does it for today, folks.
Thanks for stopping by!!!
Until then, take care of yourselves!!!
How many of you have played an instrument or just drummed your fingers on a table?
*raised hand*
Tried to compose your own music or compose a song you've heard?
Here's the deal.....
I went searching for a new gadget to add for the bottom of the screen and came
across a guitar.:-)
It's made my day so far:-P
To activate it, take your mouse and click of the letters icon.
Then, just start typing the letters that see to listen to yourself play!!
Pretty neat, huh?
Now, don't spend all day on here playin around, I'm sure you've got other things to do.
Besides, you gotta share with other people too.
Sharing is caring, remember that.
And with sharing, I'm gonna share some pictures with you......
Tilt your head to the left......
The Oxford English Dictionary defines a double entendre as especially being used to “convey an indelicate meaning”. It is often used to express potentially offensive opinions without the risks of explicitly doing so.
“A double entendre is a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is devised to be understood in either of two ways.
Often the first meaning is straightforward, while the second meaning is less so: often risque, inappropriate, or ironic.
A double entendre may exploit puns to convey the second meaning. Double entendres tend to rely more on multiple meanings of words, or different interpretations of the same primary meaning; they often exploit ambiguity and may be used to introduce it deliberately in a text.”
All of these photos have double meanings.
I'll try to keep in mind that you've probably seen a few of these before.
Reach for the sky!!!
Back to the dog house, Mister.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXHere's a couple of jokes that I came across......
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
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Well, that about does it for today, folks.
Thanks for stopping by!!!
Until then, take care of yourselves!!!
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