The Zombies are really among us........

Gah!!
And to think that I know my King feels like a zombie right now, putting in extra hours of
ruling, I hope that he doesn't transform into one of these guys.
Although, I gotta say, some of the women look alright for being one. :-P

Brains!!!......

She knows your human.....

You can tell he really wanted his picture took....

He's just now figuring it out.....

Can somebody give this woman a manicure, please.......

My Brother's wedding is coming up. Today marks the 9th day till he turns himself into
a.......Zombie!!!
Lol!!
No, no......he's gonna be a husband to a very lovely girl that is not only smart but,
very down to earth, has a good future ahead of her, and I'm glad to say that she's a keeper.
I've only met her a handful of times, and from what I can tell, my Brother and her make
not only a good looking couple but, a fantastic duo as well.

Now, I can sit here and go on and on about these two but, I'll just sum it up in a few kind words....
They're happy together, their happy apart, they love each other, and have heard
one another fart.
I know they have.

I'm proud of my Brother and the all the accomplishment that he's done in his life.
And to go on typing about the achievements and blessings that he's done throughout the years, will it not only pull at my heart strings but, will also turn on the faucets until I'll literally have to stand up and grab the roll of toilet paper (due to sinus and chest congestion).

I'm so happy for him that when I get opportunities to see him, I have to restrain myself from showing emotions that seem too flaky to either one of us.
For instance: jumping on him and giving him a noogy.
He's also taller than me and built stout so you can just imagine a spider-monkey jumping on top of a silver-back gorilla.

Instead, we just give each other a hug like these two........




Well, that about sums it up for what's going on in my little world.
I hope that everything's going alright in yours.
I gotta get ready for today. Wonder what's in store.
A nap most definitely but, I think I'll jump in shower first and eat a poptart.

Till then, take care of yourselves and have a wonderful day!! :-)

Hey!!! Looky at what I found!!.......

Alright y!!!
How many of you have played an instrument or just drummed your fingers on a table?
*raised hand*
Tried to compose your own music or compose a song you've heard?

Here's the deal.....
I went searching for a new gadget to add for the bottom of the screen and came
across a guitar.:-)

It's made my day so far:-P
To activate it, take your mouse and click of the letters icon.
Then, just start typing the letters that see to listen to yourself play!!

Pretty neat, huh?
Now, don't spend all day on here playin around, I'm sure you've got other things to do.
Besides, you gotta share with other people too.
Sharing is caring, remember that.

And with sharing, I'm gonna share some pictures with you......

Tilt your head to the left......


The Oxford English Dictionary defines a double entendre as especially being used to “convey an indelicate meaning”. It is often used to express potentially offensive opinions without the risks of explicitly doing so.
“A double entendre is a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is devised to be understood in either of two ways.
Often the first meaning is straightforward, while the second meaning is less so: often risque, inappropriate, or ironic.
A double entendre may exploit puns to convey the second meaning. Double entendres tend to rely more on multiple meanings of words, or different interpretations of the same primary meaning; they often exploit ambiguity and may be used to introduce it deliberately in a text.”
All of these photos have double meanings.

I'll try to keep in mind that you've probably seen a few of these before.




Reach for the sky!!!





Back to the dog house, Mister.




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Here's a couple of jokes that I came across......

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."

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A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

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Well, that about does it for today, folks.
Thanks for stopping by!!!

Until then, take care of yourselves!!!

Ohh, what a pretty background.........

We'll try this background for a little bit and see how it goes.

Hello, Good Morning!!!

*may not be suitable for some*


Did-cha miss me??

I really hadn't been keeping up with this like some of you would like me too but, give me a few
days or weeks and I'll come back around.

Been a little busy body here for the last few weeks and I honestly hadn't made the time to
sit and and type a few lines.

I hope that everyone had a wonderful Independence day.
Me, the King, and Queen did:-)
Even tho we didn't celebrate on the 4th like everyone else did, we did get to celebrate.

Here's a few pic's.......



My favorite color smoke bomb!!!

Hamburgers on tha grill!!

Yeller smoke bomb!!

Few cheeseburgers!!!

This one was really pretty:-)

A Golden Fountain!!!

:-)

And guess what?
I still got 10 artillery shells left (we really like 'em), a couple of fountains, smoke bombs (fights of mosquitoes), and sparklers!!!
I'ma gonna save 'em fo my birthday:-)

Probably freak out the neighbors and their dogs.:-P

*suitable for all*


And no, I won't worry about freakin them out when I go to set them off either.

Now, seeing as to how it's cloudy, (once again, on my day off) I guess I can rummage around here
and come up with a thing or two that makes us go hmmmm......

*suitable for all*



Do you believe in ghosts???

Legend has it Lincoln saw his fate before he was assassinated. He reported a dream to his cabinet in which he wandered into a funeral at the white house, and when he inquired of one of the mourners who had died, the man responded “The President… he was killed by an assassin.”

Lincoln’s ghost has been spotted by many visitors and residents of the white house, among them First Lady Grace Coolidge, Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands, and even Winston Churchill, who of course had something clever to say on the occasion. He claimed to be fresh from the bath, in the nude (what an image!) walking into the bedroom when he saw Lincoln standing near the fireplace. He quipped “Good evening, Mr. President. You seem to have me at a disadvantage.”, after which Lincoln smiled softly and disappeared.



Legend has it Chloe was a slave in the house of the Myrtles Plantation in St. Francisville, Louisiana who had a bad habit of listening at keyholes to the goings on of the residents. Caught one day in the act by the Master of the house, he lopped off her ear as punishment, forcing her to wear a green scarf over her head to cover the wound. As punishment, she baked a cake with oleander leaves, a common plant in the south that is immensely poisonous. Though the master of the house was her target, her victims became his wife and two daughters, who died in agony a couple days after eating the cake. Chloe fled the house and was lynched by field slaves on the plantation for the wicked light she cast on the rest of them.

Fortunately or no, there is no historical evidence to back up this story, just an intriguing photo. True or not (probably not), there are certainly plenty of other ghosts to keep you company, including a young girl frequently spotted in a mirror on the stairs, and another young girl who chants voodoo over people who dare to sleep in her room. The Myrtles is currently a Bed and Breakfast
that gives regular tours to those curious enough to want to see the house- just not alone after dark.



Hmm......

See the guy behind him??

There aint no way to photo shop these...

Who woulda thought??

*Rubs side of face*
Interesting.....

Ok, folks.
That about does it for me today.

I gotta take a nap!!

Until then, I thank you for stopping by and ya know what to do:-)